Tuesday, September 16, 2008

AMBER ALERT!!!!!!

HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
NAME: The Crazy Lady
FROM: Escondido, California
DATE MISSING: Monday, July 28 2008
LAST SEEN: "Utah Vacation"
DATE OF BIRTH: September 6
AGE: not too old and younger than her age
HEIGHT: taller than Leighann but shorter than Lynette
HAIR: brown
SEX: probably...she has four kids!
WEIGHT: none of your business...skinny...that is all you need to know
EYES: hazely green
DESCRIPTIVE FEATURES: Double jointed knees, pencil lead in eye brown, no ear piercings or any other bodily piercings (that I know of)

If you have any information or know where she might be please contact us immediately. She has been know to frequent other blogs, leaving comments but her specific whereabouts are unknown.

REWARD: A generous reward has been offered by her parents of salt, garden fresh vegetables, family group sheet, insect identification and knitted socks. If found blogging fresh homemade bread is included with the aforementioned reward.

1 comment:

Lori said...

You'd better change that "Looking for luv in all the wrong places... over there. :) How are the plans coming?